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Strictly Static 0800-Fucked-It hoodie

Strictly Static 0800-Fucked-It Hoodie

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Men's and unisex tops

T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and jackets. Most of our T-shirts and hoodies are unisex: women can use their bust measurement as the chest measurement.

Size Chest to fit (cm) Chest to fit (in)
XS 84 to 89 33 to 35
S 91.5 to 96.5 36 to 38
M 99 to 104 39 to 41
L 106.5 to 112 42 to 44
XL 114.5 to 119.5 45 to 47
2XL 122 to 127 48 to 50
3XL 129.5 to 134.5 51 to 53
4XL 137 to 142 54 to 56
5XL 145 to 150 57 to 59

Women's

UK sizes, for items sold in women's sizes.

UK size Bust (cm) Waist (cm) Hips (cm)
4 76 62.5 83.5
6 80 65 87.5
8 84 67.5 91.5
10 86.5 71 95
12 90 74 99
14 94 79 105.5
16 99 84 110.5
18 104 91.5 117
20 109 99 123
22 114 103 127
24 123 109 131
26 128 116 137

Children

Height is a better guide than age. A size such as 5-6 covers the heights of both ages.

Age (years) Height (cm) Chest (cm)
3 98 55
4 104 57
5 110 59
6 116 61
7 122 63
8 128 67
9 134 70
10 140 73
11 146 76
12 152 79

Baby

Age Height (cm) Weight (kg)
Up to 3 months 56 to 62 4.5 to 6
3 to 6 months 62 to 68 6 to 8
6 to 9 months 68 to 74 8 to 9.5
9 to 12 months 74 to 80 9.5 to 11

Measuring yourself

  • Chest: around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms, keeping the tape level.
  • Bust: around the fullest part.
  • Waist: around your natural waistline. Bend to one side to find it.
  • Hips: with your feet together, around the fullest part.
  • Children: measure height without shoes, standing straight with feet together.
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How to measure

1. Chest Measure around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms, keeping the tape level.

2. Length Measure from the highest point of the shoulder, beside the collar, straight down to the hem.

Between two sizes? Take the larger one for a relaxed fit.

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Strictly Static 0800-Fucked-It Hoodie £44.95
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  • Strictly Static 0800-Fucked-It design
  • 340 GSM fabric
  • Direct to garment (DTG) printed
  • 70% ring-spun cotton / 30% polyester
  • Double lined hood
  • Kangaroo pocket
  • Sizes S to 5XLarge
  • A layer for colder show days
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320 gsm heavy 100% vegan ? friendly cotton hoodie.

Hexa chrome ™️ brings you the very best digital Direct to garment printing technology.

Super vivid prints for vibrancy & Longevity, keeping you looking your best time & time again. Used by the very best brands worldwide.

More in Hoodies & Sweatshirts and from Strictly Static.

Tracked UK delivery, or collect eligible orders from our Ilkeston store.

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Key features

  • 0800-Fucked-It
  • 340 GSM
  • DTG Printed
  • Cotton Blend
  • Kangaroo Pocket

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Expert Notes

The 0800-Fucked-It hoodie is a Strictly Static design. It is made from 70% ring-spun cotton and 30% polyester, with a 340 GSM fabric, a direct to garment (DTG) print, a double lined hood and a kangaroo pocket. Sizes run from S to 5XLarge. It suits car shows, meets and colder days, worn over a tee with jeans or cargos. Wash it inside out at a low temperature to look after the print, and take it off before hands-on detailing. It also makes a straightforward gift for anyone into car culture and the Strictly Static brand.

Perfect For / Suitable Surfaces

  • Car shows
  • Car meets
  • Track days
  • Cold show mornings
  • Everyday casual wear
  • Gifts for car enthusiasts

Caution: This is casual clothing, not protective workwear. Keep it clear of polishers and moving parts, and change before handling detailing chemicals or dressings.

Technical Specifications

Product Type
Hoodie
Brand
Strictly Static
Design
0800-Fucked-It
Fabric Weight
340 GSM
Print Method
DTG Direct To Garment
Material
70% ring-spun cotton / 30% polyester
Hood
Double Lined
Pocket
Kangaroo
Available Sizes
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XLarge, 4XLarge, 5XLarge
Suitable For
Car Shows, Meets And Colder Days
Colour
Black

How To Use

Wearing and styling

  1. Wear it over a T-shirt on colder show and meet days.
  2. Pair it with jeans, cargos or track pants.
  3. Tuck the hood cords in when leaning over an engine bay.
  4. Compare your size with a hoodie you already own before ordering.
  5. Take it off before any hands-on detailing or workshop jobs.

Washing and care

  1. Follow the care label inside the garment.
  2. Turn it inside out before washing to protect the print.
  3. Wash with similar colours at a low temperature.
  4. Avoid bleach and harsh detergents.
  5. Do not iron directly over the print.
  6. Dry naturally, or on a low heat only if the care label allows it.

Top Tip: Turning it inside out before every wash helps protect the print from rubbing against other clothes in the drum.

Performance Benefits

  • A layer for colder show days
  • Made for car culture fans
  • Suits shows, meets and everyday wear
  • Simple to style with jeans or cargos
  • Pullover style for easy wear
  • A gift for car enthusiasts

Frequently Asked Questions

What design is the 0800-Fucked-It hoodie?

It is the Strictly Static 0800-Fucked-It design.

What is it made from?

The 0800-Fucked-It hoodie is 70% ring-spun cotton / 30% polyester, 340 GSM fabric.

What sizes are available?

It comes in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XLarge, 4XLarge and 5XLarge. Compare with one you already own to choose your size.

How should I wash it?

Follow the care label, turn it inside out and wash with similar colours at a low temperature. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly over the print.

Can I wear it for detailing jobs?

It is casual clothing, not protective workwear. Change before handling detailing chemicals or working near moving parts.

Who makes it?

It is a Strictly Static design, sold by The Drivers HQ.

Is it a good gift?

Yes, it makes a straightforward gift for anyone into car culture and the Strictly Static brand.

Do you deliver across the UK?

Yes, The Drivers HQ offers UK-wide delivery.

HQ Suggests Tips & Insights

  1. Check your size against one you already own.
  2. Turn it inside out before washing to protect the print.
  3. Wash dark and light colours separately.
  4. Never iron directly over the print.
  5. Fold it flat to keep its shape.
  6. Change into old clothes before polishing or dressing tyres.
  7. Layer it for colder show mornings.
  8. Order online with UK-wide delivery from The Drivers HQ.

The Brand

Strictly Static

Strictly Static Clothing is a UK-born streetwear label rooted in car culture, stance, and lifestyle. Created for enthusiasts who live low and drive lower, the brand celebrates individuality, creativity, and self-expression through quality apparel. It’s more than a clothing line, it’s a statement of identity for those who embrace the static life.

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Strictly Static Apparel: Designed for the Automotive Lifestyle

Strictly Static Apparel: Designed for the Automotive Lifestyle

The Strictly Static collection includes t-shirts, hoodies, caps, beanies, jackets, and accessories, all inspired by the car scene. Every garment features distinctive designs influenced by lowered cars, custom builds, and meet-culture aesthetics. Made from premium fabrics and screen-printed in the UK, the range is built for comfort, durability, and authenticity, perfect for shows, garages, or daily wear.

Community, Culture & UK-Wide Access

Community, Culture & UK-Wide Access

Strictly Static Clothing represents a community of car lovers who share a passion for stance and style. The brand regularly appears at UK car events, meets, and trade shows, growing a loyal following across the automotive scene. We stock the latest Strictly Static drops in our Ilkeston showroom and offer UK-wide delivery so enthusiasts everywhere can wear their passion proudly. Whether you’re polishing for a show or cruising on the weekend, Strictly Static lets you wear your scene.

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