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Size guide

Use this guide to choose your size. It lists body measurements: the size of the person wearing the garment, not the garment itself. Fit varies between brands and styles, so where a product's description gives its own measurements or fit (for example an oversized fit), follow that. If you are between sizes or not sure, ask us before you buy.

Men's and unisex tops

T-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts and jackets. Most of our T-shirts and hoodies are unisex: women can use their bust measurement as the chest measurement.

Size Chest to fit (cm) Chest to fit (in)
XS 84 to 89 33 to 35
S 91.5 to 96.5 36 to 38
M 99 to 104 39 to 41
L 106.5 to 112 42 to 44
XL 114.5 to 119.5 45 to 47
2XL 122 to 127 48 to 50
3XL 129.5 to 134.5 51 to 53
4XL 137 to 142 54 to 56
5XL 145 to 150 57 to 59

Women's

UK sizes, for items sold in women's sizes.

UK size Bust (cm) Waist (cm) Hips (cm)
4 76 62.5 83.5
6 80 65 87.5
8 84 67.5 91.5
10 86.5 71 95
12 90 74 99
14 94 79 105.5
16 99 84 110.5
18 104 91.5 117
20 109 99 123
22 114 103 127
24 123 109 131
26 128 116 137

Children

Height is a better guide than age. A size such as 5-6 covers the heights of both ages.

Age (years) Height (cm) Chest (cm)
3 98 55
4 104 57
5 110 59
6 116 61
7 122 63
8 128 67
9 134 70
10 140 73
11 146 76
12 152 79

Baby

Age Height (cm) Weight (kg)
Up to 3 months 56 to 62 4.5 to 6
3 to 6 months 62 to 68 6 to 8
6 to 9 months 68 to 74 8 to 9.5
9 to 12 months 74 to 80 9.5 to 11

Measuring yourself

  • Chest: around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms, keeping the tape level.
  • Bust: around the fullest part.
  • Waist: around your natural waistline. Bend to one side to find it.
  • Hips: with your feet together, around the fullest part.
  • Children: measure height without shoes, standing straight with feet together.
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How to measure

1. Chest Measure around the fullest part of your chest, under your arms, keeping the tape level.

2. Length Measure from the highest point of the shoulder, beside the collar, straight down to the hem.

Between two sizes? Take the larger one for a relaxed fit.

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Starting from the ground up, the base product is the best quality for digital printing money can buy.

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Starting from the ground up, the base product is the best quality for digital printing money can buy.

No matter how many times its washed it's retains quality the print stays vibrant as the day it was delivered.

  • UK printed in our own print warehouse
  • 100% cotton
  • super soft to the touch
  • 200 GSM Heavy round neck tee
  • Strictly-Static woven label NOT on bottom tab

PLEASE NOTE STRICTLY STATC LOGO IS NO LONGER ON THE BOTTOM OF THE GARMENT (AS SHOWING IN THE PICTURE)

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Overview

No matter how many times its washed it's retains quality the print stays vibrant as the day it was delivered.

  • UK printed in our own print warehouse
  • 100% cotton
  • super soft to the touch
  • 200 GSM Heavy round neck tee
  • Strictly-Static woven label NOT on bottom tab

PLEASE NOTE STRICTLY STATC LOGO IS NO LONGER ON THE BOTTOM OF THE GARMENT (AS SHOWING IN THE PICTURE)

More in T-Shirts and from Strictly Static.

The Brand

Strictly Static

Strictly Static Clothing is a UK-born streetwear label rooted in car culture, stance, and lifestyle. Created for enthusiasts who live low and drive lower, the brand celebrates individuality, creativity, and self-expression through quality apparel. It’s more than a clothing line, it’s a statement of identity for those who embrace the static life.

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Strictly Static Apparel: Designed for the Automotive Lifestyle

Strictly Static Apparel: Designed for the Automotive Lifestyle

The Strictly Static collection includes t-shirts, hoodies, caps, beanies, jackets, and accessories, all inspired by the car scene. Every garment features distinctive designs influenced by lowered cars, custom builds, and meet-culture aesthetics. Made from premium fabrics and screen-printed in the UK, the range is built for comfort, durability, and authenticity, perfect for shows, garages, or daily wear.

Community, Culture & UK-Wide Access

Community, Culture & UK-Wide Access

Strictly Static Clothing represents a community of car lovers who share a passion for stance and style. The brand regularly appears at UK car events, meets, and trade shows, growing a loyal following across the automotive scene. We stock the latest Strictly Static drops in our Ilkeston showroom and offer UK-wide delivery so enthusiasts everywhere can wear their passion proudly. Whether you’re polishing for a show or cruising on the weekend, Strictly Static lets you wear your scene.

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